That's What I Freakin' Think!
BY SPEED FREAKS' KENNY SARGENT
I'm off my Daytona 500 hangover and for those few who are still talking about the pothole, get over it. Yesterday, on the biggest stage in the world, the head Olympic ice masters couldn't get it right for the speed skaters. I've seen worse delays in World Cup, Cotton Bowl Texxas Jam, Horse Racing, PGA and all caused by human error. When humans are involved, humanities happen.
We got a killer finish for the 500 and that wipes away two hours of the Bondo blemish. The 88 snortin' the ass end of McMurray's Chevy seconds before the checked was a real sack-shrinker.
California Speedway hosts its first of two '10 Sprint Cup races this weekend. Don't expect a Daytona 500 wild-ass-ride of a finish. Nap? A dime on Kenseth and a dollar on Johnson Bodog style.
I miss Mayfeild jumpin' on his hood after a Cali win.
I will say this, the Pits and Pit Row for this race are so gnarly with fine So Cal honies, that any race pits east of Fontana looks like a reunion of Neanderthals.
Colin's on the sauce again. Heard ESPN Radios' Colin Cowherd say kickers aren't that important in the NFL. Cowboys, Jets, Bengals think your blowing a point-one-four 'Herd.
Oakland Raiders’ kicker Seb Janikowski who just signed a four-year, $16 million contract that includes $9 million in guaranteed money, should run the NBA, IndyCar and AIG.
You're damn right I'm watching the Olympics. Took in all the opening ceremonies and watched two hours of pairs figure skating. It's my Metrosexual at its best. Clearasil should sponsor the Asians. Now go get me a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Are you watching Supercross? Me either.
John Force gets his first win @ 1000 feet in the NHRA. Shaq, you’re not, Dwight, you’re dreaming, Force is Superman.
Final Freak: I don’t care how much coverage Danica Patrick reels in, doesn’t bother me one ounce of shine. I like conflict and I like contradiction in sports. Danica is both for NASCAR and they are having to walk in lockstep. She is one of the smartest business women I know. Wrinkled, callused and blue pill induced executives who swore CART, er, Champ Car, er er, Open Wheel was the future are now trying to cut in front of the food line. Danica can bail on IndyCar anytime and reach a rung higher running mid pack with fenders.
That’s what I freakin’ think. Email
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